Current Location: My Home, Sydney

Hints. I am packing for warm weather. I am packing for cold weather. To be concise, the weather on the trip should be as follows: perfect, muggy, hot and muggy, cold and shitty, cold and less shitty, hot and dry, really fucking cold and finally warm with a chance of rain. Then I am back here, where it will be right in the middle of a humid and hot summer. Hmm. What else? There are mosquitos along the way that could kill me. Fortunately, I have taken preventive measures to make sure that doesn't happen.

That is all the hints I can think of for now. I'm in the air tomorrow, so the mystery will begin to unravel around 4 p.m. Sydney time.