It doesn't feel like spring, but dang it, I'm going to act like it is. In the spirit of rebirth, I am going to write a lot of posts today. Yeah, that's a pretty lame way to celebrate the oncoming of a new season, especially with all these pagan holidays about—Nowruz and Valborgsmässoafton to name two—but that is about as motivated I am going to get when the weather people are predicting snow tomorrow.

In defiance of the the last vestiges of winter I now post for your entertainment.