After two consecutive posts with egregious spelling errors, I must admit that I am the worst speller ever. You would think that I would have learned how to use the correct words in the correct places, and that I'd be able to adeptly use the spell-checker to replace misspelled words with the correct ones. Alas, this is not the case. Who know what words I'll be abusing in this posting. It is always a surprise to me.

I'm sorry folks. 'Mr. Run Amok' here needs an editor to reign him in. First it's the bad spelling, next it's lying about weapons of mass destruction. (For those of you who get that last reference, this is going to be an interesting week. For those of you who don't, just be sure to read the news this week. Big things are afoot.)

I have an update on my band, Hurricane Alpha. We have decided to break up. We dissipated at 5 p.m. yesterday, when the drummer and the bassist hooked up with Wilma over the night and decided they wanted to rain on New York. Like they are even going to make it. Shoot, without the hula pirate girls, they are just going to die out in the Atlantic. Maybe we will all meet up again in Scotland.