Did you know that today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day?

In the spirit of the holiday, I challenge you to find your inner pirate. Close your eyes, take a few deep breaths and pull out the spirit of the sea. In fact, I am going to do this right now, for you loyal readers. Let me close my eyes for a second...

Arrrrr! Blast des 'puters! Onl'y li'ly livered land lubbers spend their time staring at glowing boxes! Grap a scabbord and get smartly off the shore. Hop to it, dogs: Thar be leftover catering booty in the break room for plunderin'. Those scalawags in their fine breeches want ye' to move o'er with the scurvy dogs yonder. If ye' don't come back with some fine booty, we be keelhaulin' you next morn!

Hold that elevator, ye whoreson bilge rat!