Allen Tartan dot com is a go.

I am proud to report that I successfully acquired the package of tartan supplies yesterday from a surly FedEx worker, preventing it from being shipped back to Arizona yesterday. What a relief.

I now have in my possession more Allen tartan ties and scarfs than I know what to do with. I almost feel obliged to wear something tartan wherever I go. Maybe I'll get a designer friend of mine to make me a Kango-esque golf hat. I suppose now a fabric distributor, I can have the factory do it. What a novel idea.