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Simple Postcard Contest Too Successful

NEW YORK -- A ploy to accumulate postal addresses through a postcard contest has become too successful. The contest, which rewards all contests with a postcard if they supply their postal address, may bring an undue burden on the organizer of the event, Colin Allen. He is concerned that the volume of mail he now must send will take away too much of his time.

"Man, that was too easy," Allen said, "I have my address book filled up again, but now I have to actually start writing the damn things. Do they think that I am some kind of writer?"

Allen, who currently works as a journalist for a major insurance firm, began the contest as a way to restore his address book that was lost when his computer�s hard drive malfunctioned. In less than a day, nearly 30 applicants submitted their names. All must now receive a postcard, as the contest rules stipulate.

"Does it look like I have a bunch of monkeys ready to do my bidding?" Colin asked. He plans to write the postcards during his commute, which he admits is plenty long enough for him to produce the postcards.

Comments

you may not have a bunch of monkeys, but you sure do have a waggy brown dog ready to do your bidding - just ink up her paws and you're good to go!

ah, quityourbitshin. Secretly you really have to be pleased that 30 people read your blog the day it came out. Gives you a mandate to write, doesn't it?
Now hope that only people from your address book respond and it doesn't excape into the internet at large. That would be a legitimate reason to complain.