You annoy me.

Please leave me -- and my multitude of readers -- alone. I understand that you need to up your Google profile, but we all do buddy. Do you see me posting on your site? Alright then.

If I wanted to talk about enlarging one's phallus with bogus placebos made from endangered animals in southwestern China, I would simply write about it. But I am not, alright? So, mystery man, please keep your comments at least tangentially related to the corresponding diatribe.

For the rest of you who do not soil my site with links to this annoying haberdashery of sexual ruses, thank you very much much.

Sincerely,

Colin

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Now I've gotten that off my back, anybody want to go see Labyrinth with me at BAM tomorrow?